Cool truck, bro!

"oldirtybootz" (oldirtybootz) 12/21/2013 at 17:25 • Filed to: None

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To paraphrase Doug, do bro truck drivers know how stupid they look? That sticker says #tow_slut

. . > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 17:26

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And they make dear Mother Nature cry too. :'(

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > . . 12/21/2013 at 17:27

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Ever Mother Nature hates bro trucks.

Vi517, JDX Racing > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 17:28

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I saw one with a sticker that said "I'd rather be Cummin".

oldirtybootz > Vi517, JDX Racing 12/21/2013 at 17:30

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Than Strokin.

EL_ULY > . . 12/21/2013 at 17:32

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trees consume CO2, eat up nature :]

Birddog > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 17:34

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There's mud on his front fender. He must have missed the driveway on his way home.

*From a guy that DDs a lifted Xterra..

Aaron James > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 17:36

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I don't get why people are so offended by Bro Trucks, Stanced Ricers, or whatever fad has taken over. But what kind of world would we live in if we didn't judge, belittle, and berate those around us that have different taste. Certainly no world I'd ever want to live in.

lonestranger > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 17:36

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The beauty of putting a hashtag on your vehicle is that people can easily Google you.

Here's his Instagram (via statogram) .

Milky > lonestranger 12/21/2013 at 17:42

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Thanks for finding that, he looks exactly how I imagined.

Also he thinks he's cool.

oldirtybootz > Aaron James 12/21/2013 at 17:46

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You're right. We should embrace bro trucks, stanced cars, donks, etc. They make douche bags more easily identifiable.

oldirtybootz > Birddog 12/21/2013 at 17:55

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I only took my Bronco off road once. Getting stuck was a legitimate concern. My luck it'd break down and I'd have to leave it in the woods. She always had dirt on her though, I aimed for every single puddle I could find.

desertdog5051 > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 17:57

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I know it is a bandwagon that many like to jump on. The truth is, what you think is cool and what someone else thinks is cool are very often far apart. Does that make his idea bad and yours good? No. They are all just part of the spectrum of the world of cars and likes and dislikes. It would be a pretty boring world if everything stayed the way it came from the dealer.

oldirtybootz > lonestranger 12/21/2013 at 17:57

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That's just too fucking funny.

oldirtybootz > Milky 12/21/2013 at 18:04

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I like this one.

Milky > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 18:17

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Impounded?! Muahahahahhhaa

But to be fair I've done something similar, so I shouldn't laugh too long.

oldirtybootz > Milky 12/21/2013 at 18:23

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I was reading the comments and I've been off roading in my friend's Bronco where this kid got his shit impounded.

The-Ever-Socially-Apathetic TBAL > lonestranger 12/21/2013 at 18:29

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I lmao'd.

What a natural born badass.

Man, I hope someday I can be just like him.

nlzmo400r > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 19:13

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Doesn't look that tasteless...just a big lifted dodge and some black wheels, can't say I'm offended. Sure I wouldn't drive one, but whatevs

nlzmo400r > nlzmo400r 12/21/2013 at 19:14

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Geez, just saw the photo of the owner...that's hilarious and EXACTLY like I would picture the driver of one of those. Question is, where does he work to afford such an expensive vehicle. Down here, all these guys work somewhere that didn't require college at all (i.e offshore work) yet pays really well because of the insane hazards they risk.

oldirtybootz > nlzmo400r 12/21/2013 at 19:30

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Right? That's a $50k+ truck right there, he doesn't seem old enough to be able to afford that and certainly doesn't seem like he has a well paying, white collar job.

Gr8Dane > oldirtybootz 12/21/2013 at 19:39

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In terms of non-white-collar work, don't those oil rigs in the Dakotas pay big bucks to guys his age for a few months of work? (Because those jobs are back-breaking & lonely from what I hear)

Totally wild guess, but maybe something along those lines?

thedevilinside > Aaron James 12/21/2013 at 19:53

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I don't like many stanced cars for one reason. Safety. Them running on the shoulders of cheap bald tires that are stretched is not what I want to share the highway with, dry or rain.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Milky 12/21/2013 at 20:15

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He even has the cheap Fuels.